Do you ever have days like this? Where those closest to you completely mock you and tell you that you're feelings are unwarranted? The whole having unreciprocated feelings things starts at such an early age.I could go on and on about how gender roles are defined and uncomplimentary from a very early age, but I'll save that for a research paper.
When I was three I was set on marrying the red power ranger or Elvis Presley - and I totally cried when I found out that Elvis was dead. I also cried when I found out that George Washington was dead - I had gone to "his house" shortly before finding this out and my dad did not tell me that we were going to a dead dude's house - MISTAKE! Ms. Malinowski, my kindergarten teacher, had to deal with a very distraught five year old that day.
The video won't let me embed, so watch it on YouTube .
If you're having one of those days, you can just watch this:
Do you feel better? Because I laughed for the entire duration of that video, and I would be content with that man singing the soundtrack to my life.
Now that you feel better, go dancing tonight, and if you're in DC maybe we can dance together.