I had just started to eat my grilled cheese when I heard someone shouting in Chinese. It was a small man shouting at the first man's dog.
I'm not really sure exactly how things went about, but the dog started barking at the Chinese man, which led him to kick at the dog. In turn, the first man pushed him a way, and they ended up in an all-out brawl. Security cards came to break it up, the cops followed, and a handful of people were recording the whole thing on their phones.
I felt like an jerk just sitting there, eating my sandwich, but I didn't know what to do. I thought about calling the cops, but they'd already been called several times (people kept announcing that they had or were going to call). I thought about moving, but it seemed like a bad idea at the time. So I sat, and ate my sourdough grilled cheese sandwich as each suspect and and excited witnesses were questioned.
People are such assholes.