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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Porn and Top Chef

*Warning: If you are offended by pornography you probably shouldn't continue reading this post.

I am not particularly a fan of either, but Top Chef was the only thing worth occupying the silence of my dorm and my roommate and her non-boyfriend are sitting on her bed wide-eyed looking at porn.

The first time this happened was about a month ago and she had never seen porn of any kind before and was being exposed to the strangest kind. I saw my first Playboy (girls on girls) when my friend Marc was packing to leave for college. He was cleaning out and looking at everything before eventually throwing away the majority of his closet. He also had a collection of VHS tapes that he had recorded porn on when his parents weren't home. The magazine didn't particularly do anything for me, I mean I'm not into girls and I know what girls look like and if anything I was kind of put off by how artificial their bodies looked.

This is not what my roommate is looking at. Tonight they are watching bestiality, well sort of. They were watching girls let dogs lick them and giving horses hand-jobs. Not my cup of tea. Before it was mostly transexuals and puffies.

One can only wonder what they're into when I'm not around.

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