me: close the door when you pee, mom!
mom: well, emmy (the dog) was in here!
When I've asked my mom about this odd habit she says that it's left over from having little kids in the house. Also, she pees with the lights off, thus making it harder to realize at first that there is a person in the bathroom.
She sees nothing wrong with this.
Dear God, please deliver me from this insanity.